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Anti-Aunty Earbuds
4.9
Noise-cancel the questions.
"Blocks "beta, shaadi kab?" at 40,000 Hz."
₹1,499
₹7,999
456 people pretending to buy.
10 fake stores, zero rupees
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Anti-Aunty Earbuds
"Blocks "beta, shaadi kab?" at 40,000 Hz."
₹1,499
₹7,999
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Motivation Spray
4.7
Two pumps. Zero follow-through.
"Smells like a 5 AM gym plan you abandoned by noon."
₹299
₹1,999
Only 3 left before reality returns.
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Salary Extender Wallet
4.6
Makes ₹0 feel like ₹0.
"The money still vanishes by the 7th. But stylishly."
₹999
₹4,999
Government might ban this tomorrow.
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Traffic Escape Button
4.8
Press to teleport. (It does not.)
"One tap and you are still stuck on the Outer Ring Road."
₹1,999
₹9,999
12,308 people pretending to buy.
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Cricket Match Remote
4.9
Skip to the last over.
"Fast-forwards through the collapse. Not the heartbreak."
₹799
₹3,499
Only 7 left in this imaginary universe.
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Instant Six-Pack Sticker
4.5
Abs. Adhesive. Achievable.
"Peels off with your dignity after one samosa."
₹199
₹1,299
88,201 people pretending to buy.
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Weekend Generator
4.9
Make Monday optional.
"Generates a weekend. Battery sold separately. Forever."
₹2,499
₹11,999
Only 2 left before the workweek wins.
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Exam Answer Bluetooth Chip
4.4
Pairs with confidence, not facts.
"Connects instantly. To absolutely nothing useful."
₹599
₹2,999
Banned in 0 states. So far.
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Boss Mute Button
4.8
One click. Blissful silence.
"Mutes them in spirit. They keep talking in reality."
₹1,299
₹5,999
34,902 people pretending to buy.
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Shaadi Escape Kit
4.7
Slip out before the buffet.
"Includes one fake call and a believable stomach ache."
₹1,799
₹8,999
Only 4 left before the next sangeet.
Why this exists
We spent 7 minutes inventing these products. You'll spend hours pretending to buy them. Somewhere in that exchange, nobody loses money — and that, dear shopper, is therapy.
No real products. No real spending. Just the pure, uncut dopamine of "Add to cart."
What our (broke, happy) buyers say
"Bought the Boss Mute Button. He still talks, but now I feel powerful."
"Salary Extender Wallet did nothing. 10/10, exactly as advertised."
"Topped the leaderboard by buying literally nothing. Peak performance."
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How we invent these products
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Spot a real problem
Aunties, traffic, salary running out by the 7th.
02
Invent a useless fix
Add a battery, a sticker, or Bluetooth. Done.
03
Price it absurdly
Slap an 80% discount on an imaginary MRP.
Questions you (and your wallet) have
Works 0% of the time. Every time. That is our guarantee.
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It cannot mute your boss. So no. It cannot do anything. So definitely no.
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